DEAR UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, 

STOP BEING EVERYWHERE. IN T.V, ON YOUTUBE, IN POSTERS IN MY ROOM, STOP GIVING BIRTH TO MUSICAL GENIUS AND EDDIE VEDDER AND GENERAL CALIFORNIANS BECAUSE THEN I WANT TO MOVE IMMEDIATELY TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THE ENTIRE STATE. I KNOW YOU AREN'T AS COOL IN REALITY. I KNOW IT. BUT STOP. STOP TAKING CONTROL OF ALL THE MEDIA THAT WE EXIST IN. IT MAKES EVERYTHING VERY CONFUSING.